Official Certificate of Rehabilitation
This letter is to inform the Stanley family that the Elves known as Krustz, Pip, Greedle Gold, and The Krampus Klone, formerly of the League of Indignant Elves, have all officially served their sentences for the crimes that they have committed against humanity, and the Stanley family, and are officially deemed completely rehabilitated, and worthy reenter society as reformed elves.
They have all been reinstated to the position of Journeyman Shelf Elf, and have been appointed to the Stanley household to be retrained and begin reparation for the troubles they caused last year. You have nothing to worry about, they are just normal Shelf Elves now, and will be watching, and reporting to their newly promoted manager, Larek.
As a precaution, please watch Krampus Klone closely. We are having some trouble achieving an optimal dosage regimen for his mood-stabilizing medications.
Signed: _____Dr. Q. Whack_____
Dr. Q. Whack
North Pole Chief Psychiatrist

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