Tuesday, December 1, 2015

2015 Day 1: Rehabilitated Elves, The More The Merrier

December 1st is the day that we usually see our Elf on the Shelf Larek return, but he himself isn't back yet. Instead, we received an official certificate of rehabilitation for the elves that caused so much trouble last year. Apparently they are not evil any more, and are now working as regular Shelf Elves under Larek, who was promoted to their manager. Two of the elves, Pip, and Krustz, we're here to monitor receipt of the letter. The text of the certificate is below.

















Official Certificate of Rehabilitation





This letter is to inform the Stanley family that the Elves known as Krustz, Pip, Greedle Gold, and The Krampus Klone, formerly of the League of Indignant Elves, have all officially served their sentences for the crimes that they have committed against humanity, and the Stanley family, and are officially deemed completely rehabilitated, and worthy reenter society as reformed elves.


They have all been reinstated to the position of Journeyman Shelf Elf, and have been appointed to the Stanley household to be retrained and begin reparation for the troubles they caused last year. You have nothing to worry about, they are just normal Shelf Elves now, and will be watching, and reporting to their newly promoted manager, Larek.


As a precaution, please watch Krampus Klone closely. We are having some trouble achieving an optimal dosage regimen for his mood-stabilizing medications.




Signed: _____Dr. Q. Whack_____


Dr. Q. Whack


North Pole Chief Psychiatrist

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