
Friday, December 18, 2015
Thursday, December 17, 2015
Sunday, December 13, 2015
2015 Day 11: Tradition
One night a year Larek returns from the North Pole with a Lego Minifig for each of the boys.

Saturday, December 12, 2015
Friday, December 11, 2015
2015 Day 9: A Precautionary Tale
Neither the elves, nor I had the foresight to know that an elf in a blender is just too great a temptation for a 6-year old boy. My youngest found a stick long enough to allow him to turn on the blender with Larek still in it. Luckily it was on the lowest setting, and there was a combination of North Pole magic, and a mother's reflexes, all of which allowed Larek to get away unharmed (mostly). Now he has taken precautions to ensure that a similar incident will not happen again.

Tuesday, December 8, 2015
2015 Day 8: Holiday Smoothie
Looks like Krampus Klone is still in need of some reconditioning. Today he is sharing his secret holiday smoothie recipe.

2015 Day 7: Elfies
Larek and the elves borrowed Andrew's iPod last night and had a great time with it.











Saturday, December 5, 2015
2015 Day 6: The Secret Meeting
Larek convened a secret meeting last night to discuss the observations the elves have made so far this season.

Friday, December 4, 2015
2015 Day 4: Larek Teaches Snowflake Class
Larek is teaching the other elves how to make paper snowflakes today, but they don't seem to be getting it. It looks like Greedle Gold made a sword wheel, Krampus Klone made monster heads, and Krustz made a doily hat.







Wednesday, December 2, 2015
2015 Day 3: Larek and Pip try to catch Krampus Klone
Krampus Klone is back, and while he's a reformed elf, he's still crazy, and he's removed all of the drawers from the boys' dresser, and now Larek and Pip are trying to catch him.

2015 Day 2: Larek's Return is a Red Carpet Event
The toys rolled out the red carpet for Larek's return today. Many famous toys were there, including a couple of avengers, the Domo Clan, and some dead politicians.
It looks like Larek's date is a dancer from Moldova.






Tuesday, December 1, 2015
2015 Day 1: Rehabilitated Elves, The More The Merrier
December 1st is the day that we usually see our Elf on the Shelf Larek return, but he himself isn't back yet. Instead, we received an official certificate of rehabilitation for the elves that caused so much trouble last year. Apparently they are not evil any more, and are now working as regular Shelf Elves under Larek, who was promoted to their manager. Two of the elves, Pip, and Krustz, we're here to monitor receipt of the letter. The text of the certificate is below.





Official Certificate of Rehabilitation
This letter is to inform the Stanley family that the Elves known as Krustz, Pip, Greedle Gold, and The Krampus Klone, formerly of the League of Indignant Elves, have all officially served their sentences for the crimes that they have committed against humanity, and the Stanley family, and are officially deemed completely rehabilitated, and worthy reenter society as reformed elves.
They have all been reinstated to the position of Journeyman Shelf Elf, and have been appointed to the Stanley household to be retrained and begin reparation for the troubles they caused last year. You have nothing to worry about, they are just normal Shelf Elves now, and will be watching, and reporting to their newly promoted manager, Larek.
As a precaution, please watch Krampus Klone closely. We are having some trouble achieving an optimal dosage regimen for his mood-stabilizing medications.
Signed: _____Dr. Q. Whack_____
Dr. Q. Whack
North Pole Chief Psychiatrist
Official Certificate of Rehabilitation
This letter is to inform the Stanley family that the Elves known as Krustz, Pip, Greedle Gold, and The Krampus Klone, formerly of the League of Indignant Elves, have all officially served their sentences for the crimes that they have committed against humanity, and the Stanley family, and are officially deemed completely rehabilitated, and worthy reenter society as reformed elves.
They have all been reinstated to the position of Journeyman Shelf Elf, and have been appointed to the Stanley household to be retrained and begin reparation for the troubles they caused last year. You have nothing to worry about, they are just normal Shelf Elves now, and will be watching, and reporting to their newly promoted manager, Larek.
As a precaution, please watch Krampus Klone closely. We are having some trouble achieving an optimal dosage regimen for his mood-stabilizing medications.
Signed: _____Dr. Q. Whack_____
Dr. Q. Whack
North Pole Chief Psychiatrist
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- 2015 Day 8: Holiday Smoothie
- 2015 Day 7: Elfies
- 2015 Day 6: The Secret Meeting
- 2015 Day 5: They're in the wreaths
- 2015 Day 4: Larek Teaches Snowflake Class
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